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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

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• first born

you know, anything you want

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes